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I haven’t written anything for so long… I feel guilty, ashame, I need to restart with some jokes, some bicycle jokes:

Going Deaf

A tandem rider is stopped by a police car.

“What’ve I done, officer?” asks the rider.

“Perhaps you didn’t notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . .”

“Oh, thank God for that,” says the rider – “I thought I’d gone deaf!”

Mark Twain’s Wisdom on Cycling

“Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.”

A Nerd and His New Bike

A nerd was walking down the sidewalk one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.

The first nerd was stunned by his friend’s sweet ride and asked, “WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?”

The second nerd replied, “Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want!’”

The second nerd nodded approvingly, “Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
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